Memorial - More info

Please put a bench on a hill with my name on it.

Epitaph

I told you I was ill!

My Obituary

Obit

My Possesions

I have quite a large book collection already and would like those to go to my sisters. I don't yet have any things that are worth alot of money but things like my diaries and letters from years ago - it would be nice if they somehow stayed in the family so that there is some history of me... sounds vain I know!

Pets

None

Funeral Details

I would like a happy funeral not matter when or how I die. I would like everyone to wear bright colours and be glad that I lived and share lots of stupid stories about me. i would like lots of music and champagne and dancing. No standing around my grave crying, more leaning on the bar and laughing.

Funeral Location

I would like to be buried where my parents are buried. They are still here at time of writing!! I will consult with them and get back to you on this one... but the way things are going it might be Australia alongside a kangeroo.

My Ashes

I have not quite yet decided if I want to be cremated? If I am please don't leave my ashes on some mantle piece somewhere rotting and scaring small children... get rid of them.
If it was possible I would like them scattered in Koh Jum in Thailand where I spent alot of happy times. If you cant afford the plane fare just go somewhere pretty, on top of a hill or something, and throw me off, i will never know so dont worry too much!!

My Funeral Songs

Bill Withers -Lovely Day
Jimmy Cliff - I can see clearly now

My Funeral Hymns

I don't really like any Hymns? erm....I do like the Lord of the Dance? does that work?

Eulogies

I would love my siblings to say something about me and my frields kate meiller and Nicola Maher would probably have some good stories... no sad ones please... keep it up-beat!
An d no Stump jokes!!!

Quotes, readings or prayers

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Poems

I like the one out of four weddings and a funeral... Do not stand by my Grave and weep.

Also a funny one by Spike Milligan

My Wake

A big party in a marquee with champagne and stupid music that you can all dance to.. fancy dress if your not all too depressed.

Organ Donor

No

Number 1

Go to the great wall of china

Number 2

Go to Japan

Number 3

Have lots of babies

Number 4

Live near the sea

Number 5

Eat dog!!

No Will at the moment... but please use this site as my will.

Next of Kin

Maureen and Roger Vanstone

My Lawyer

No

Orange France
Lloyds Tsb